Since becoming Cullenized, I’ve admired Rob Pattinson but have mainly been an Edward fan.  Seeing him walk into the cafeteria just makes me want to lick all 50″ of my Samsung flat screen (not to mention the 40 ft screen at the theater, but I’d run out of saliva).  I know, I know. . .I’m nuts, Rob is so hot, yadda yadda, I get it.  And up to this point, the one hottie that always made me giggle like a giddy teenie bopper has been Matthew McConaughey (no nekkid pot smoking jokes, ok?) UNTIL NOW. . .

ROBsessed reports from a Vanity Fair tweet that Rob’s December VF issue is coming to NY/LA Wednesday, 11/4 and the rest of us the week after.  Here’s what officially knocked Mr. McConaughey out of #1 on my Hot Celebs I’d Totally Do If DH Gave Me A Free Pass List: 

THUD.

This breathtaking untagged cover of the issue was provided by ThinkingOfRob.  Click Robsessed for more deets.